Here are just a few of the things that came out of this little girls mouth yesterday:
(Holding a sippy cup and showing it to Cousin Hadley)
"Oh Dani look, Hadley is like "hey! is that booby milk in there??"
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"Mom.. my eyes are watering. But I wasn't even cutting an onion. I was coloring on the computer. But I wasn't coloring with crayons on the computer"
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"Apparently Presley thought she was paper" (Presley had colored on her leg)
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"So, apparently Brett is going to come home and pick Cousin Hadley's toes"
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Brinley: DAD! SLOW DOWN YOU CAN'T DRIVE THAT FAST!!
Brett: Brinley, how long have you had your drivers license?
Brinley: no....days?
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Brinley had to go to the bathroom while we were watching some lights in a gated community so Brett was trying to get her to go to the bathroom outside. She freaked out and wouldn't do it so while we were rushing to a gas station for a bathroom, Brinley and Uncle Jake had this conversation:
Jake: Brinley, when you grow up and go to girls camp you are going to have to learn how to go to the bathroom outside.
Brinley: Jake - guess what?
Jake: What Brin?
Brinley: (said with some sort of 3 year old southern accent) When I grow up. I'm going to buy myself a phone.
Jake: You are going to buy your own phone??
Brinley: Yep. Then when I go to girls camp, I'm gonna call ma daddy, tell him to come and pick me up, and take me potty.
Problem solved.
